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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. -Linda Grayson

I make all my decisions on intuition. I throw a spear into the darkness. That is intuition. Then I must send an army into the darkness to find the spear. That is intellect. -Ingmar Bergman

I hope I never get so old I get religious. -Ingmar Bergman

A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it. -Mary Karr

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer. -Douglas Adams

It’s pretty rare to find someone you actually liketo be with in this world. There are a lot of annoying people out there. -Sarah Dessen

He was my perfect match. Unfortunately he wasn’t aware of this fact. -Kody Keplinger

Thank God we can’t tell the future. We’d never get out of bed. -Tracy Letts

Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure that they are not the same hours. -Boone T. Pickens

The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living. -Viktor E. Frankl

There is no such thing as a soulmate… and who would want there to be? I don’t want half of a shared soul. I want my own damn soul. -Rachel Cohn

I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist. -Gena Showalter

Reading – it’s the third best thing to do in bed. -Jarod Kintz

One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people. -Jarod Kintz

Whenever I run into prejudice. I smile and feel sorry for them, and I say to myself, there’s one more argument for birth control. -Freddy Fender

I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean towards the opposite. -Shane Koyczan

It makes me sad when I find sisters who aren’t joyful. They might smile, but with just a smile they could be flight attendants! -Pope Francis

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. -Rudyard Kipling

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. -Brian O’Driscoll

The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective. -James Patterson



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There is no great genius without some touch of madness

There is no great genius without some touch of madness

It doesn't matter how I begin my poems because by the end they are all about you

It doesn't matter how I begin my poems because by  the end they are all about you

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